Seriously tho, are you a GERBIL?

Here are some classic symptoms that you have the Gerbil Syndrome, or well on your way.

1.  No matter how many times you come close to puking, you can’t help but wonder if it was a good workout or not because ‘you didn’t sweat as much as you normally do after 60 minutes of treadmill work.’

2.  You own a treadmill, but still go to the fitness club to use theirs.

3. You have waited in line for a treadmill.

4.  Your cardio involves reading, or a television.

5.  You actually believe and use the calorie readings on the treadmill.

6. You think the 60 minutes a day on the treadmill is worth having a $49 a month gym pass.

7. You can catch up on TV shows while you workout.

8. You get excited when new models of the elliptical come out.

9. Your warmup, workout, and cool down, are all done on the treadmill.

10. You visit the gym on a regular basis, BUT STILL…have a potbelly.  Just like, well, a GERBIL.

KILL IT!

-Mike

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