24 reasons why your gym SUCKS!
January 23, 2010 by OCstrength
Filed under Fitness
24 reasons why your gym sucks.
1. Too many ‘cholos’ in tank-tops that have too many tattoos.
2. The same ‘cholos’ with big arms and tiny legs.
3. Too many fat chicks chatting.
4. Too many naked people talking and ‘hanging’ out.
5. The sauna and steam room are always packed, with bacteria as well.
6. Too many guys on the phone.
7. Too many guys flexing 13 inch biceps in the mirror.
8. Too many guys flexing WHILE on the phone.
9. The music is a joke, if you can even hear it over the chatter.
10. No chalk allowed.
11. Two rower machines, one broken, and 44 treadmills and bikes.
12. There is always someone with a set of dumbbells from 25-50lbs, increments of 2.5lbs, at their feet.
13. Ive never seen a trainer teaching a squat or deadlift.
14. Whats a kettlebell, and a air what bike?
15. Thieves in the locker room.
16. Everyone is an expert.
17. Gym employees bringing Carls Jr. in for lunch.
18. Too many fat front desk clerks.
19. Power racks are always being used for something besides squats.
20. Twenty two sit up benches and one GHR set-up.
21. The only place to do pull ups is always being used for cable cross-overs.
22. People rest on things intended for box jumps.
23. No ropes. Possibly to prevent suicide from boredom.
24. They have a supplement brand to push, but nobody knows shit about what they’re selling, except ‘its the best out there!’
Here’s an older video explaining your current fitness facilities..
Killlit!
-Mike.
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